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I recently met an old coot in a bar in New Orleans, who had a peg leg, a hook in place of his right hand and a patch over one eye. I asked if he was a pirate or a seaman, and he replied that he had worked in the offshore Louisiana oil industry from its earliest days. I asked how he received all his injuries, and he replied that he got the wooden leg and the hook one day when he tripped over some machinery and tried to steady himself near the drilling rod —losing his right hand and right leg. I asked how he lost the eye. He answered, "I got it when a seagull crapped in my eye." Incredulous, I asked how getting hit with seagull poop could cost him an eye. "Well," he confessed with onsiderable embarrassment, "it was the first day I had my hook, and I forgot about it when I wiped the stuff out of my eye."
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